From account executives:
- Take as long as you want, there’s no rush.
- I goofed up. I’m sorry. Really.
- Honestly, I have no idea what S.H.A.R.O.N stands for.
- I love your work unconditionally and I’ll make sure I sell it to client even if it kills me.
- Pay no attention to me, I’m just a glorified postman.
From advertising creatives:
- Of course you can have it by tomorrow morning!
- I think I’m massively overpaid.
- All-nighter? Yay!
- Hey, it’s only money.