I feel sorry for him.
The dog, not my brother.
Well, yes, also my brother for being… him, mostly, apart from a wide variety of entertaining reasons that I’ll post about some other day.
But yes, I feel sorry for the dog.
Every time I do a search for files or folders, after searching for them the dog gets this little speech balloon which says things like “There were 4 files found. Did you find what you wanted?” There are two options for this question: the first is ‘Yes, finished searching.’
The second is ‘Yes, but make future searches faster’.
When I see that, in my head I imagine the little puppy, all happy with a job well-done, wagging its tail excitedly and asking you if you’re happy with its work, if it has earned a treat. If you’re going to pat his head and tickle its ears and tell it what a good boy it’s been.
Now what kind of a sick bastard would want to look that puppy in the eye and say, “Yes, but make future searches faster?”